Laughing to myself

Today I went to the gym before work and there were some interesting characters. I was looking down while working my triceps and this older man probably 65 walks by and is wearing a sweaty shirt that says "You looked HOTTER on myspace!" I started laughing really hard and had to leave. Then as I drove to work I was in the fast lane and wondering why it wasn't moving. The car ahead of me was swerving a bit and going probably 51 mph. I get out of the lane and pass the little gray toyota tercel and see this petite asian man probably late 40's singing and conducting a fake symphony in his car. I thought it was so weird I kept looking back in my rear view mirror to see if he was still doing it. His performance lasted no joke for 4 whole minutes.